Quillzakjengen is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless
shark.
Quillzakjengen created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillzakjengen, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Quillzakjengen, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Quillzakjengen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Quillzakjengen's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Quillzakjengen's name in vain.
2. Never look at stars.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never hurt geese.
5. Do not cook food in pots.