Quillzakjengen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless shark.

Quillzakjengen created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillzakjengen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quillzakjengen, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quillzakjengen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Quillzakjengen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quillzakjengen's name in vain.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Do not cook food in pots.