Witjipflabgummeg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient squid.

Witjipflabgummeg created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witjipflabgummeg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Witjipflabgummeg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Witjipflabgummeg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Witjipflabgummeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Never sit near otters.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away from purple great tits, for they are unholy.