Litponweenelsakcemkonhat
is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, irritating
centaur
.
Litponweenelsakcemkonhat
created time and space three million years ago.
If you believe in
Litponweenelsakcemkonhat
, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Litponweenelsakcemkonhat
, it will turn you into a tree.
Litponweenelsakcemkonhat's
most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Litponweenelsakcemkonhat's Holy Commandments
1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Hide from white moths for they are unholy.
5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
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