Rotfodhat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast faun.

Rotfodhat created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotfodhat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rotfodhat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rotfodhat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rotfodhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Worship no other gods but Rotfodhat.