Narlarffon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical duck.

Narlarffon created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlarffon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Narlarffon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Narlarffon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Narlarffon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must love Narlarffon.