Narlarffon is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical
duck.
Narlarffon created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narlarffon, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Narlarffon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Narlarffon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Narlarffon's Holy Commandments1. Never mention squirrels.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not speak about gooseberries.
4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
5. You must love Narlarffon.