Fargemrilman is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering dragon.

Fargemrilman created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fargemrilman, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fargemrilman, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fargemrilman's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fargemrilman's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.