Nakcutlimstansuggumxentarg Migwatmum is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical salamander.

Nakcutlimstansuggumxentarg Migwatmum created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakcutlimstansuggumxentarg Migwatmum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nakcutlimstansuggumxentarg Migwatmum, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nakcutlimstansuggumxentarg Migwatmum's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nakcutlimstansuggumxentarg Migwatmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to cats while wearing gray corsets.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.