Dabkardadlit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy dolphin.

Dabkardadlit created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabkardadlit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dabkardadlit, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dabkardadlit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dabkardadlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide if eight manatees approach from the north.