Tonrigtof is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, sage
manatee.
Tonrigtof created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tonrigtof, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Tonrigtof, he will turn you into a hamster.
Tonrigtof's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Tonrigtof's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Tonrigtof.
2. Never write about black holes.
3. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Tonrigtof on top of important buildings.
4. Never talk about nebulae.
5. You must never eat corn.