Ontcamdad is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, witty
mongoose.
Ontcamdad created water two million years ago.
If you believe in
Ontcamdad, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Ontcamdad, it will try to impress you with trees.
Ontcamdad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Ontcamdad's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never talk about planets.
4. You must pray to Ontcamdad seven times a day.
5. Do not eat beans.