Libyamfad is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic
alligator.
Libyamfad created humankind six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Libyamfad, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Libyamfad, she will ignore you.
Libyamfad's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Libyamfad's Holy Commandments1. Always help dogs.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never write about galaxies.
4. Run away if five great tits approach from the east.
5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.