Camsakdag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, temperamental chicken.

Camsakdag created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camsakdag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Camsakdag, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Camsakdag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Camsakdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Camsakdag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.