Bogfomlunboss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong badger.

Bogfomlunboss created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Bogfomlunboss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogfomlunboss, she will not care at all.

Bogfomlunboss' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bogfomlunboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck turquoise.

2. Always obey Bogfomlunboss' priests.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Bogfomlunboss loves shrews, so they must be respected.
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