Fetnarlgof is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, moody
owl.
Fetnarlgof created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fetnarlgof, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fetnarlgof, she will turn you into a dog.
Fetnarlgof's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Fetnarlgof's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about stars.
2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fetnarlgof on top of all buildings.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never write about gravity.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.