Fetnarlgof is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, moody owl.

Fetnarlgof created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetnarlgof, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fetnarlgof, she will turn you into a dog.

Fetnarlgof's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fetnarlgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fetnarlgof on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.