Wipcuncutgat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful snake.

Wipcuncutgat created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcuncutgat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wipcuncutgat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wipcuncutgat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wipcuncutgat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the west.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Wipcuncutgat must be the most important thing in your life.