Nelteenhen Gutlogomin is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, humorless
fox.
Nelteenhen Gutlogomin created the planet Venus six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nelteenhen Gutlogomin, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Nelteenhen Gutlogomin, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Nelteenhen Gutlogomin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Nelteenhen Gutlogomin's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh in holy places.
2. Nelteenhen Gutlogomin loves snakes, so they must be respected.
3. Feed all hungry nematodes.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.