Vigarfflab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-powerful donkey.

Vigarfflab created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vigarfflab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vigarfflab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vigarfflab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vigarfflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look after injured foxes.