Yokdossnull is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent eagle.

Yokdossnull created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokdossnull, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yokdossnull, he will turn you into a hamster.

Yokdossnull's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yokdossnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Run away from blue otters, for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Fast once a month.