Tabragbon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional elephant.

Tabragbon created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabragbon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tabragbon, he will send you a sign.

Tabragbon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tabragbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never paint your feet brown.

5. You must love Tabragbon.