Narlkikhinwat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, astonishing newt.

Narlkikhinwat created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlkikhinwat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narlkikhinwat, it will turn you into a duck.

Narlkikhinwat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Narlkikhinwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Narlkikhinwat on top of all buildings.