Nutfutdog Gadbetquim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable fairy.

Nutfutdog Gadbetquim created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutfutdog Gadbetquim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nutfutdog Gadbetquim, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nutfutdog Gadbetquim's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nutfutdog Gadbetquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Never look in ponds.