Jopdanrag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, emotional bird.

Jopdanrag created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopdanrag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jopdanrag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Jopdanrag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Jopdanrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jopdanrag.

3. Never jump near mites.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink alcohol.