Dabjabtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing pigeon.

Dabjabtarp created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabjabtarp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabjabtarp, it will be very sad.

Dabjabtarp's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dabjabtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.