Karnatarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Karnatarn created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karnatarn, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Karnatarn, it will turn you into a sheep.

Karnatarn's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Karnatarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Hide from white rats for they are unholy.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not listen to music.