Gethadquatxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing beaver.

Gethadquatxuc created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gethadquatxuc, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gethadquatxuc, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gethadquatxuc's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gethadquatxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Put Gethadquatxuc first in all things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Mice are not to be trusted.