Satlakhog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, almighty donkey.

Satlakhog created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satlakhog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Satlakhog, he will think nothing of it.

Satlakhog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Satlakhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the east.