Armyarbun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing scorpion.

Armyarbun created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Armyarbun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Armyarbun, it will torture you forever.

Armyarbun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Armyarbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never jump near otters.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.