Hasfadvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil fly.

Hasfadvog created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfadvog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hasfadvog, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hasfadvog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hasfadvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hasfadvog.

5. Do not kill birds.