Guphimominflat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking rat.

Guphimominflat created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Guphimominflat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Guphimominflat, he will destroy your home planet.

Guphimominflat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Guphimominflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide if seven goats approach from the south.

3. Guphimominflat loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never paint your face blue.