Tenhitflis is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, impressive spider.

Tenhitflis created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhitflis, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tenhitflis, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tenhitflis' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tenhitflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away if six whales approach from the north.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never paint your legs blue.