Bigwotraggovbossmanpondog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous jellyfish.

Bigwotraggovbossmanpondog created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigwotraggovbossmanpondog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bigwotraggovbossmanpondog, he will curse you with boils.

Bigwotraggovbossmanpondog's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bigwotraggovbossmanpondog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look at comets.