Gubfligbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, contented guinea pig.

Gubfligbarn created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubfligbarn, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gubfligbarn, it will not invite you to parties.

Gubfligbarn's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gubfligbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not covet oxen.