Honbogmig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, benevolent wyvern.

Honbogmig created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honbogmig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Honbogmig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Honbogmig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Honbogmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help snails in need.