Mutdannantap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous jaguar.

Mutdannantap created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdannantap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mutdannantap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mutdannantap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mutdannantap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear red corsets.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.