Davsinmit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Davsinmit created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Davsinmit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Davsinmit, she will turn you into a rat.

Davsinmit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Davsinmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Never run in the presence of rats.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Davsinmit must be the most important thing in your life.