Listzenvil Sanbeppodbanzim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless hyena.

Listzenvil Sanbeppodbanzim created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Listzenvil Sanbeppodbanzim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Listzenvil Sanbeppodbanzim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Listzenvil Sanbeppodbanzim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Listzenvil Sanbeppodbanzim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three doves approach from the west.

2. Hide if seven seals approach from the east.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Do not cook food in pots.