Zedcitkin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking dragonfly.

Zedcitkin created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Zedcitkin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zedcitkin, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zedcitkin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Zedcitkin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zedcitkin.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Do not take Zedcitkin's name in vain.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zedcitkin.