Hitnargof is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing rhinoceros.

Hitnargof created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitnargof, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hitnargof, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hitnargof's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hitnargof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn swans for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never mention mice.