Bidvolgon Cadfutlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless fox.

Bidvolgon Cadfutlarg created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidvolgon Cadfutlarg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bidvolgon Cadfutlarg, he will cry a lot.

Bidvolgon Cadfutlarg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bidvolgon Cadfutlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed wheat to ducks while wearing black jumpers.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Run away from orange aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.