Wattabpod is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful gorilla.

Wattabpod created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wattabpod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wattabpod, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wattabpod's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wattabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Erect four iron sculptures of Wattabpod on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wattabpod.

5. Never eat gooseberries.