Tuncibbus is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, benevolent bat.

Tuncibbus created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tuncibbus, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tuncibbus, she will throw large rocks at you.

Tuncibbus' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tuncibbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never wear magenta coats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.