Riphublampit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring ant.

Riphublampit created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Riphublampit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Riphublampit, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Riphublampit's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Riphublampit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Riphublampit.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.