Nakdangad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless centipede.

Nakdangad created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakdangad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nakdangad, it will strike you with lightening.

Nakdangad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nakdangad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Put Nakdangad first in all things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.