Bugwikgomrak is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, passionate jaguar.

Bugwikgomrak created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Bugwikgomrak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bugwikgomrak, it will curse you with boils.

Bugwikgomrak's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bugwikgomrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.