Kangovlunmis is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, quiet jaguar.

Kangovlunmis created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kangovlunmis, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kangovlunmis, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Kangovlunmis' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kangovlunmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.