Himrapvenbopxinbud is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, quiet dog.

Himrapvenbopxinbud created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himrapvenbopxinbud, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Himrapvenbopxinbud, it will turn you into a rat.

Himrapvenbopxinbud's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Himrapvenbopxinbud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Himrapvenbopxinbud.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.