Bafbabfonfomgemjan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, able wasp.

Bafbabfonfomgemjan created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbabfonfomgemjan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bafbabfonfomgemjan, she will think nothing of it.

Bafbabfonfomgemjan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bafbabfonfomgemjan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. You must love Bafbabfonfomgemjan.

5. Do not chop down trees.