Higlarnpit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, cheerful fairy.

Higlarnpit created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Higlarnpit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Higlarnpit, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Higlarnpit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Higlarnpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help cats.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higlarnpit.

5. Never mention aardvarks.