Likfodnart is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome squirrel.

Likfodnart created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Likfodnart, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Likfodnart, it will not invite you to parties.

Likfodnart's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Likfodnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.