Rankadsogfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a large, passionate dugong.

Rankadsogfarn created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rankadsogfarn, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rankadsogfarn, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rankadsogfarn's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rankadsogfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never laugh in holy places.